Camper appropriately asks, what brand of vodka was it?
Here, in the nick of time, is our new favorite news story of the year, discovered by the inimitable Camper English, who posted it on his Alcademics blog. Seems a man who was carrying a bottle of vodka in his carry-on luggage couldn’t bear to part with it or check it, so he chose the only feasible option.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked. Instead, he chugged the vodka — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
Camper appropriately asks, what brand of vodka was it?
Here, in the nick of time, is our new favorite news story of the year, discovered by the inimitable Camper English, who posted it on his Alcademics blog. Seems a man who was carrying a bottle of vodka in his carry-on luggage couldn’t bear to part with it or check it, so he chose the only feasible option.
Stay tuned for more from Camper English later today with the Chronicle Over Cocktails.
Jet Fuel [Alcademics]
Man Nearly Dies After Drinking Bottle Of Vodka [Spiegel Online]
