Sushi Teq earns C.
Sushi is quite delicate
but tequila’s not.
Flat Iron Tapas
can be good for your waistline,
cheesecake pops and all.
Oh gross, Bobby Flay.
Even Schaffer’s best efforts
can’t make us like him.
Blue Frog’s chef Brad Brown
is loving pumpkin right now,
along with his knife.
