Of course we won’t tell you which one, but a few hours ago, someone slightly unhinged submitted the following review:
Yesterday morning when I wnet to [REDACTED] I was so exitied to try there delicious food….I even woke up EXTRA early to get there. Upon my arrival I waled in and was greeted by the waitress(rude, coky, fat, ugly, and most importnantly NOT CUSTOMER CENTRIC….her name was MEANNIE). She said that NO ONE is to arrive before 11:30 AM oterwise they cant work at all…..SHE WAS A FOOD NATZI……when we finally got our food she made us wait till 11:50….this is NOT NICE!!! The food was great but the service makes me want to womit hence i am NOT COMING BACK TO THE POS!!!!
Poor guy didn’t check MenuPages for the restaurant’s hours, and got totally burned. What an entitled crybaby! “OMG the restaurant didn’t open early for me, I hate them forever”? Come on. But is it a shill? Maybe - “womit” doesn’t make much sense, given the distance between the ‘v’ and the ‘w’ on the keyboard. And what’s THE POS, exactly? But it’s probably just some doofus.
Also, is it possible that the name of the waitress is actually Meannie? If so, apologies all around.
p.s. don’t ask us how, but out of the depths of our brain came The Pas, a small town in west central Manitoba. Sweet!