• 5m E. coli-topped frozen pizzas recalled; we prefer salami-salmonella [Tribune]
• Chinese fast food chain may IPO here; you should totally buy it [Reuters]
• Jamie Oliver blames gov’t for schoolkids’ not liking his crap food [BBC]
• Today, spend some time thinking about…toothpicks? [Slate]
• Tierney smackdown: nutritional science mostly bullcrap [NYTimes]
