•MP: Chicago alerted us to the magic of brûléed grapefruit.
•MP: Philadelphia found out that someone is transmuting White Castle burgers into latkes.
•MP: San Francisco, when not defending our honor, found out that the FBI is trying to use falafel sales to locate terrorist subjects. Um, wouldn’t that mostly just let you know where the broke college students are?
•MP: South Florida has been working with a culinary injury, but still managed to dig up some food porn that is nothing short of magical.
