• The only American farming that should be subsidized, won’t be [NYTimes]
• Vegan teacher keeps charging at those windmills [Tribune]
• Chemical attack scare is marketing coup for super-spicy Thai restaurant [NYTimes]
• Did you know that white chocolate can harbor salmonella? [WAND]
• Apparently, it took 18 days for USDA to issue beef recall [Tribune]
• Younger brother killed for eating forbidden dessert. No, really [Orlando Sentinel]