• Apparently, global food supply has dropped to WWII-era levels [Herald Sun]
• Having run out of bread, Mugabe says, let them eat cake! [Guardian]
• And yet, there are way, way more fat people than ever before [Tribune]
• America: maybe take a break from frozen beef for a spell? [Tribune]
• Sputtering, flailing Ramsay to invade Paris with offal army [Daily Star]
