• “Biodynamically grown apples with biodynamic caramel and chopped pecans” - Carol Moseley Braun, politician extraordinaire, on what she wants to eat tonight [NYTimes]
• “Your stomach can’t count, but your eyes can when they seen the empty wrappers” - Brian Wansink, food professor [Science Daily]
• “Much food is scary not on its own account but because of the pollutants, chemicals and synthetically engineered production process” - Toby Hatchett, columnist [Seacoastonline]
• “We thought the predominant use was for decorations or jack-o’-lanterns” - Renee Mulvey, Iowa Dep’t of Revenue (emphasis added to make it funny) [AP]
• “Scientists Find Oldest Living Animal, Then Kill It” - A former Onion intern maybe, now writing “legit” headlines [Fox News]
