Elsewhere on the MP Blogs…

MP: Boston is like our team is in the World Series, yadda yadda yadda. Stupid Red Sox.

MP: Chicago is on the trail of the elusive white peppercorn.

MP: San Francisco discovered that Taco Bell is, wait for it… expanding to Mexico.

MP: South Florida has discovered the horror of French pizza. Pickle-and-potato pizza? May God have mercy on our souls.

Elsewhere on the MP Blogs…