• MP: Boston is like our team is in the World Series, yadda yadda yadda. Stupid Red Sox.
• MP: Chicago is on the trail of the elusive white peppercorn.
• MP: San Francisco discovered that Taco Bell is, wait for it… expanding to Mexico.
• MP: South Florida has discovered the horror of French pizza. Pickle-and-potato pizza? May God have mercy on our souls.