Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Inappropriate!

MP: Boston wanted to fatten you up and tell you about dirty restaurants.
MP: Chicago uncovered a real real creepy article and wanted to deep-fry lobster.
MP: Philadelphia found a nasty “burrito” and exposed us all to a turkey-cam.
MP: South Florida discussed The Dread Derek Jeter and got a little fascinated by an IKEA opening.

Elsewhere In The Menuniverse: Inappropriate!