As we mentioned, we are lazy and will be staying in tonight, sans costume. If you, however, are planning to go out and are still seeking a costume, we cannot recommend this bacon getup strongly enough! We absolutely guarantee that you’d be the most popular lady or gentleman at any party you might attend. After all, who can resist bacon? Full instructions are available over at Junkyard Clubhouse and pretty please send us a picture if you do dress up as bacon (or really, any other food item) tonight.