Please Don’t Vomit In El Azteca

This is damn depressing. Philadelphia restaurants are having so many problems with drunk college kids that they’re enacting anti-student policies. Center City Texican El Azteca II is making all groups of six or more sign a contract to abide by restaurant regulations… with cash punishments. For instance, guests have to pay $50 if they throw up in the restaurant. There’s a reason for that:


“A few people puked at the table last year, and one guy punched a hole in the wall of the bathroom,” said Oscar Agular, a manager at El Azteca. College students “are pretty out of control when they start getting drunk. We needed to protect ourselves.”

Remember, kids: Puking in restaurants is bad.


“I once had to chase people down the street for not paying the bill,” Agular said. “People started taking our sombreros off the wall; some people started to steal our pitchers.” […] Finally, the birthday sombrero and ice-cream pie, once complementary, are no longer free.And not everyone is happy about that.”That’s no fun. It’s too bad you have to make a down payment to eat in a restaurant,” said College senior Katie Duncan. “The whole point is the free sombrero.”[…]”Penn students in particular take things for granted. They go to this restaurant and don’t think about the consequences of their actions,” Wharton sophomore Dennie Zastrow. “It ruins the fun for everybody.”

Remember, kids: Puking in restaurants is bad.

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Please Don’t Vomit In El Azteca