•MP: Chicago reported on some boobery at the Food Network and tried to make sense of a nonsensical infographic.
•MP: Philadelphia followed the saga of an unmasked food critic and found the cushiest food job of all time.
•MP: San Francisco wondered at the asking price for a troubled bakery and warned against the wrong way to make a caprese salad.
•MP: South Florida marveled at the rudeness of fast food robbers and bid adieu to Top Chef’s Howie.
