• Good news: Chicago now has an entire restaurant devoted to Dutch pancakes. Bad news: McDonald’s has bad ads.
• Good news: Philadelphia has really good tomato salad. Bad news: It also has feuding chefs.
• Good news: It’s possible to survive San Francisco’s tourist explosion. Bad news: Some of the city’s restaurants are having problems with extortion.
• Good news and bad news: this Elmo pizza doll is both creepy and adorable.
