Attention all aspiring chefs and/or aspiring reality television stars! Now you have the opportunity to shine on television screens across America while engaging in culinary contests and childish antics!
But don’t just show up with a smile and a photo of the newly-single Padma Lakshmi (who, by the way, might have the worst blog in the world); interested candidates must bring the following items: a completed application, a completed certification of veracity (i.e., no Jags allowed), a photo and a recent resume.
Good luck to all San Francisco chefs. We hope to see you rapping cooking on cable television soon.