Every Friday, we provide you with the best–and the worst–user reviews from the week. The following reviews are real, valid, submitted, unedited (except where marked) reviews from our various sites.
Usually, we dedicate this feature to pointing out a pattern of reviews, or possibly shining light on some humorous anecdotes and/or malapropisms. This week–maybe since it’s Friday on a holiday week–we’re going to present one review that caught our eye. There are no words. We just … wow.
i went here one night and got utterly fujumbled. they got this new bartender who goes by the name Mr. [redacted]. i thought he was gonna be a bitch ass at first but he hooked it up. shots and beers like whoa. bitches flashing and people partying like it”s 1999. an old asian man came in claiming to be Mr. [redacted]’s long lost uncle and wanted a free beer but couldnt prove it so all he got was a tossing out of the bar like you see in the movies, the motha#### landed right on his face. i highly recommend this establishment. good times and good beers. after all, isn”t life all about beers, bitches and bling?
Hey, if life isn’t about those three things, then the terrorists have already won. Happy Labor Day.