•MP: Chicago pondered bar games with dirty names and expressed technical difficulties in LOLCat form.
•MP: Philadelphia posted a picture of a root beer float cupcake that tempted even us (and we HATE root beer) and took umbrage with a ranking of neighborhood bars.
•MP: San Francisco schooled us about Herve This, granddaddy of molecular gastronomy (personally we prefer Herve That. Ha! Ha!) and agitates for an uprising.
•MP: South Florida wants to get you drunk and employed (presumably not at the same time).
