We understand that this ad is a little old, but we just found out about it. We can’t decide if it makes us want to go to Legal Sea Foods immediately or never so much as glance at shellfish again. It’s a tough call. While we deeply adore all of the food products featured in the ad, we are deeply, deeply disturbed by any commercial featuring obviously fake moving mouths (see also: the Quiznos baby). In the end, however, we suspect that our love for all the ocean’s tasty creatures will prevail over our distaste for the commercial. We’re forgiving like that.
Warning! The below video contains profanity and hot oyster sex.