Trump This!

We got this press release about the 92-story edifice to evil that Donny’s building at Kinzie & Wabash, and we were scrolling through, blah blah “unparalleled amenities” blah blah “utmost attention and care” blah blah is it suicide proof?, when finally we got to the part about the dining:

Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago will become a dining destination for Chicagoans and visitors alike. A world-class, chef-driven signature restaurant - designed by noted Chicago architectural firm Valerio Dewalt Train Associates, Inc. - is located on the 16th floor, featuring a 30-foot curved window offering spectacular, up-close views of Chicago’s historic architectural landmarks, including the Wrigley Building clock tower as well as stunning lake, river and city views.

The Bar at Trump, a sophisticated lounge located on the hotel’s mezzanine level, offers a vibrant, social atmosphere. Picturesque views of the Chicago River and the Michigan Avenue Bridge ensure a memorable Chicago experience.

In addition to 24-hour room service, guests at the property may also request the services of an in-room chef (advance notice required).

We’re so glad we’re not in marketing (yet).

Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago


Trump This!