Can this be improved upon in any way?
Did you know this was even legal in America? First of all, firstname.lastname@example.org is a brilliant email address, and kudos to them for snagging it. Second, the graphic art and color scheme of this flier are pretty hip. Wait, hipster oil wrestling would be funny. Also, could you imagine, say, truffle oil wrestling? The fake kind would be fine - so expensive, so smelly. And it may not even be slippier enough. How about a light sweet crude oil fight to highlight our energy issues? And why, Sluggers, are men not invited to participate? We condone co-ed sports, exclusively, so we don’t quite condone this. But we don’t quite condemn it, either. If you go, bring googles and some paper towels.