• Non-local sore loser whiny about McPier decision [Tribune]
• China short-sightedly “guarantees” safety of its exports [Boston Globe]
• Paris tells King that prison food was “horrible” [NZHerald]
• Paris, home from the wars, thrilled to have “real” food again [News24]
• Paris’s used dog food can on eBay for $1.5m; tainted, maybe? [Forbes]