We don’t know which is scarier: That Jack In The Box is offering cheesesteaks, or the cringe-inducing commercial above.
Seriously, just watch it. They manage to both include every awful stereotype of white ethnic Philadelphians we’ve ever seen and to give intern-turned-mullethead “Kevin Sweeney” the worst fake Philly accent outside of Ed Harris in “A History of Violence” too. Want to try the elusive Jack In The Box cheesesteak? Good luck; the nearest location to Philly is in Charlotte, NC.