Every so often, something truly magical is caught on video. This, dear reader, is one of those times.
We’d be hard-pressed to name the best part of this video. Is it when the announcer refers to this as “investigative reporting?” Is it the still frame of the pizza, frozen in air? Or is it just the look of utter anguish of the friend of the man hit by the pizza as his beer is spilled? We may not be able to isolate exactly what makes it so incredible, but we do know that we’ve watched it upwards of a dozen times today and it just gets funnier and funnier. We’d feel a lot worse for the victim of this vicious cheese attack, but a) The Time I Got Hit In The Face With A Pizza At Fenway Park is guaranteed to become his all-time best story, and b) it does seem to have raised his stature with the ladies.
Red Sox Fan Throws Pizza at Another Fan [YouTube: MMChodite]
Dear Guy Who Got Hit In The Back With A Slice of Pizza [Craigslist: Missed Connections]
How to Tell If You’re A Masshole: You Throw Pizza Slices Off Guys’ Faces In The Crowd At Fenway [Barstool Sports]