Breaking: More, But Unrelated, Killer Pet Food

cbs2chicago has it that Jewel is recalling “Happy Tails beef flavor jerky strips and Happy Tails meaty cuts with beef in gravy dog food.” Apparently, this has nothing to do with recent pet food mayhem. You know, this fairly quotidian story probably wouldn’t even make the radar save for the proximate scandal. For the moment, any story with “pet food” in the lede will be an attention-grabber. Have we grabbed yours?

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Breaking: More, But Unrelated, Killer Pet Food