It’s always good when life imitates the Simpsons. South Philly’s Royal Tavern serves a “Good Morning Burger”. Now, in the Simpsons, the Good Morning Burger was eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef soaked in rich creamery butter, topped off with bacon, ham and a fried egg. Royal’s take on the Good Morning Burger is quite similar: Fried eggs, bacon, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion and dijon mustard on a brioche bun. Apparently the ham got lost in translation but with this much meaty goodness, who cares? In related news, here is a recipe for a homemade Good Morning Burger (along with many other Simpsons favorites like Nachos Flanders Style) and a scientific analysis of Homer Simpson’s eating habits by that pinnacle of journalistic integrity, The Sun.