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Lohan’s Mom Defiles Kobe Club; Brooklyn Goat Escapes Slaughterhouse

Kenny Shopsin still a long way from opening at Essex Market. [Eater]

Lindsay Lohan’s mom gets tableside service, of a very special kind, at Kobe Club. [Page Six]

Goat found wandering around Brooklyn, apparently after escaping a slaughterhouse. [Brooklyn Vegan]

Crobar and Sol are back in business. [WINS]

Soy making kids gay, Christian pundit claims. [WorldNet]

Lohan’s Mom Defiles Kobe Club; Brooklyn Goat Escapes Slaughterhouse