Pranksters strike again!
It can whip up a Nespresso in about three minutes.
The burgers all look pretty horrible to begin with; at least the month-old ones have penicillin.
Why put the whiskey into the barrel when you can put the barrel into the whiskey?
It's like a gastrique made of punk, gluten, and early 1990s public-access TV.
"Just about anything that reminds us of autumn is a better flavor than pumpkin spice."
"Why am I eating soap right now?"
"She has this taste memory that goes back to a time when there aren't a lot of people alive who remember the food of that China," says Ruth Reichl.
Of course a kale smoothie was implicated.
"'You've got really good sound bites.' I f--king hate that word."
"You're going to go to jail for the rest of your life," an onlooker said.
Video shows workers punching and shocking cows.
It's like Ali versus Frazier, but with hot dogs.
The store has since removed the "Service animals welcome" sign.
It would have been funnier if this were an actual corporate-issued video, but we'll take it.
"I think he fell from the heavens, an angel here to save my sorry ass."
Don't even think about putting that pickled ginger on the fish.
The sauce is 125 times spicier than Tabasco.
"I treat this piece of wood with a lot of respect," he says.
It's the Tonight Show showdown you knew was coming.