"My fellow customers seemed to look on with pity as I drew my fate ... "
"Are you tasting the kale, obviously?"
Good luck remembering any of them.
Truffles and roasted garlic pair well, after all.
Bacon and a doughnut box are also involved.
"Why don't they just pay you a normal amount of money and make the food more expensive?"
Humane farming authorities have questioned what, exactly, is being depicted.
The things we do for s’mores.
This will probably never, ever happen to you.
He annihilated the competition, however, in the drinking contest.
"I know I haven't achieved it yet," he says.
His Michael Jackson flapjack is even better.
"Who is the old, creepy guy?" asked focus groups.
We're talking laser-etched pastry and Gothic stained-glass windows made from Jolly Ranchers.
That included 64 inches of nachos.
"Chicken pot-cciatore" is her signature infused dish.
That didn't take long at all.