Maybe they should also be forced to wear uniforms!
Where's Love Lane when you need it.
Smorgasburg's prepared food is so popular, local farmers are having trouble keeping up.
Plus: A Queens man sues Trident, and restaurants serve more "healthy" dishes, all in our morning news roundup.
"Vendors are subjected to incessant and inhumane ticket blitzes, incurring more than 45,000 tickets each year ..."
• Michael Bauer busted Serpentine down to two stars on his return visit with chef Deepak Kaul working to fill Chris Kronner's two-and-a-half-star shoes: I was nonplussed reading over Kaul's new menu because the combinations seemed discombobulated." [SF Chronicle]...