"I live in France part of the year, so, you know, I'm a food snob."
Dovetail Chef John Fraser Kickboxes in the Morning, Drinks With ‘BFF’ Harold Dieterle After Dinner Service
"When you get punched in the face, there's something that happens inside of your body where nothing else matters."
"Kidd Kraddick and I pondered whether a Xanax can or cannot be juiced."
"They recognized me, which is always nice. So I'll go again. Eventually they'll give me something for free."
"Yes, I got Burger King at the airport. Anyone who questions this decision hates America."
"I try to hold off as long as possible to push myself to be on a normal schedule like the rest of the world."
"I had a Starbucks cup full of red wine ... you just know going in that you’re not going to be able to drink at the Grammys. Everyone thinks everybody is partying. But there’s nothing."
"I pulled over and got a pastrami sandwich to go, half of which I had for dinner, and the other half at around midnight."
"Before the big event, I just wanted to have lunch with my two best friends, my editor and my brother. So we all got the omakase at Kurumazushi. That was awesome."
"This is the only time of year when I have the time to get out and explore. And, baby, explore I did."
"The 'Girls' premiere keeps on giving. I realized I had a bag of gummy candies in my coat pocket. Yes, I ate those."
Photographer Melanie Dunea Celebrates Her Birthday With Lots of Fantastic Restaurant Dinners — and a Piñata!
"My neighbors and I drank Champagne and annihilated the piñata, and then rushed off to Mission Chinese for dinner."
"I had leftover chicken wings with mayonnaise. I have a very unhealthy relationship with mayonnaise."
Skirt Steak Author Charlotte Druckman Gets Barney Greengrass Delivered, Eats Rice Pudding at Midnight
Also, she fights her way through a nasty cold with anchovies on toast and a lot of gelato.
"Lightly fried fish bits paired with a yuzukosho yogurt dipping sauce are mind-blowing. They're like the chicharróns of the sea."
"Nothing will ever beat the segment with peanut butter and jelly doughnuts from Doughnut Plant. I almost orgasmed on live TV from that."
"Car rides are best for sugar. It's like it doesn't count."
"I was on my way out, but Claire Danes and Lena Dunham walked in, so I stayed. Who wouldn't?!"
"Dessert was crepes rolled around dulce de leche, lightly grilled, sprinkled with sugar, and then caramelized under a hot, heavy cast-iron press."
Dorie Greenspan Eats Election Day ‘World Peace’ Cookies, Preps for the Nor’easter With Mission Chinese Dreams
"The only thing more comforting than Danny Bowien’s rice porridge is a hug."