The chain has a good sense of humor.
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"I feel like I’m an old retired cop, like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon. I'm sipping my black coffee, and I'm just like, 'Uh yeah, that's good.'"
"The pumpkin spice is blowing up now; Syria is going to be blowing up all year round."
By mocking the people who were opposed to it.
Someone has a bad case of Philadelphia-itis.
"What's the right mixture of quality and class-based shame poor people should aim for in their meal planning?"
The guy just wants a mid-show snack.
"My death-row meal would be just all different kinds of potato chips."
No forks, even if the pie in question "had a lot on it."
"I may have implied that deep-dish pizza tastes like string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of Mike Ditka's ass."
It's "Fried & Prejudice" on the 'Daily Show.'
"What kind of a world do we live in where we can no longer trust the product purity — the regulatory oversight — of Transylvanian meat slaughterhouses?"
Needless to say, he isn't too broken up about the demise of the "diabetes dispensary."
Radiation levels were so low in the octopus and snails that they were barely detectable.
Pot will be a little more legal than Coke.
The ban combines "the draconian government overreach people love with the probable lack of results they expect."
Batals is happy to cook ... for a price.
It's a special all-meat edition of "Back in Black."