Keizo Shimamoto is mostly just flattered.
And now people with nothing better to do are rallying around the conservative actor.
It's a real monster.
And not just because alcohol is proven to kill bacteria.
Let's face it: It's not an April Fools' Day joke if it comes out in March.
Got to make up for that estimated $62 million in free burritos somehow.
Those burrito coupons are reportedly worth $62 million of freebies.
Better late than never.
It's about time.
Too bad the bonito-topped drumsticks are only available in Hong Kong.
An odd choice for a chain whose ranch sauce literally contains 42 ingredients.
The employee denies that's how it went down.
The irony of the new gig reportedly thrilled the guards.
It's part of an entirely new "latte" line of coffee pods.
It predicts it can feed 50 million hungry people a year by 2021.
The owner refuses to remove them because, he says, they're "educational."
The future is now.
A lawsuit claims the chain's saving money on milk by shorting customers 25 percent every time.
Robots are "always polite," "always upsell," and "never take a vacation."