The chain figures the hike would need to be "something like 50 percent."
They were told the building could explode if they didn't do it.
A customer says he's hurt by the joke, but some skeptics think the whole thing could be a prank.
It's a real-life Hamburglar.
The grocery chain believes appetites are growing for lionfish.
The chain claims the future will be oven-to-door service in ten minutes.
The company says the issue "was resolved very quickly."
The company will open a Reserve Roastery in a brand-new, 20,000-square-foot space.
Employees might have worked more than 20 hours a week off the clock.
He says he suffered daily discrimination while working at the grocer's Chelsea location.
It's spent 100,000 hours teaching cooks to make chicken "the way the Colonel intended."
Keizo Shimamoto is mostly just flattered.
And now people with nothing better to do are rallying around the conservative actor.
It's a real monster.
And not just because alcohol is proven to kill bacteria.
Let's face it: It's not an April Fools' Day joke if it comes out in March.
Got to make up for that estimated $62 million in free burritos somehow.
Those burrito coupons are reportedly worth $62 million of freebies.
Better late than never.