Or they'll do healthy food! Seriously, whatever it takes to stop you people from going to Chipotle all the time.
Plus: Experts say beer is better match for cheese than wine; and an investigation is under way to tie Taco Bell to a salmonella outbreak in Oklahoma, all in our morning news roundup.
The First Lady was in town to support the opening of a Northgate Gonzalez Market location.
City Agencies Work Hard to Crush the Spirit of Budding Food Entrepreneurs; Quizno’s Is Back From the Brink of Bankruptcy
Plus: Vegetarians not averse to gluten should consider it as a source of protein; and Coca-Cola brings back its polar bears, all in our morning news roundup.
The menu includes a kind of good-looking sausage and egg "crunch wrap."
The chain promises to use "fresh" foods, making us quite concerned about what they were serving before.
Angry Calls Flood Albert Pujols' Restaurant; Santa Monica Woman Finds Rusty Staples in Her Taco Bell Taco
Angry St. Louis residents vow to stop patronizing Pujols 5.
Plus: A Chinese dairy farmer gets sentenced to death; and consumers go ga ga over secret formulas, all in our morning news roundup.
Plus a staple-filled surprise at Taco Bell, and more, all in our morning news round-up.
Plus: Fake maple syrup will be punished, and more, all in this week's roundup of weird food news.
Plus: Canadian bathroom rules, and more, all in this week's roundup of weird food news.
The disabled-rights community is elated.
Plus: chugging ranch dressing for cash, and more, all in this week's roundup of weird food news.
The James Weird Awards: A Toddler Who’s Never Had Food, the World’s (New) Heaviest Onion, and Taco Bell Randomness
Plus: the opportunity to have "Drops of Jupiter" in your bloodstream, and more, in our weekly roundup of weird food news.
Comcast Teams Up with Philadelphia's Free Lunch Program; Taco Bell, KFC & Pizza Hut are Lobbying to Accept Food Stamps
• The families of Philadelphia school children who are eligible for free lunch are now eligible for an 80% discount on Comcast's cable service. [Philly.com] • A free greenhouse exhibit is taking root in Old City. [CBS3] • Culinary-school graduates...
Plus: Whole Foods tests out Wellness Clubs; and Centre Hall newlyweds honeymoon in jail, all in our morning news roundup.
Plus: A yogurt company requests an insect autopsy, a man tries to kill his wife at a Waffle House, and more, in our weekly roundup of weird restaurant news.
Plus: stolen sheep (statues), condiment thieves, and more, all in this week's roundup of weird restaurant news.
Plus: thrown peanuts, stolen ambulances, saved lives, and more, all in this week's roundup of weird restaurant news.