Watch as he passes out on a corner on Nob Hill.
As many of you probably know, Portlandia's second season premiered Friday. And since San Francisco and Portland are such closely related cousins, especially when it comes to our respective food scenes, we must bring your attention to this sketch, "We...
As she's recently learned, "Young people really listen to you if you say 'fuck.'"
Bacon is for wimps. The Oakland Raiders need more wild-boar hunters, apparently.
The Fog City Pub has been replaced, you see, next to Powell Street Station.
Oh, Mary. We love you.
He had to bow out of his demo at Flavor! Napa Valley as a result.
An animal-rights group exposes the fifth largest egg producer in the country, Sparboe, for having some inhuman and totally unsanitary facilities.
See a time-lapse of Paul Madonna's wall-size mural, coming soon at Tacolicious's Valencia location.
Also, he misses his mom's fried chicken.
He merely likes the *idea* of it.
Season 1 winner Yigit Pura had picked him out as a favorite back in Episode 1.
He sprayed champagne all over his staff.
Jobs had unknowingly met the man, and shook his hand, years before finding out who he was.
Also, he never reads "anything from the critics."
Or, How Not to Get All 'Portlandia' on Your Waiter.
We're not quite LOLing, but it's cute.
Junk food trucks keep pulling up a block away from the school, and hundreds of kids get their lunch there.