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  1. rants
    Robert De Niro Says Trump Is Banned From All Nobu Restaurants“If he walked into a restaurant I was in, I’d walk out.”
  2. is this your first time dining with us?
    New York’s ‘Neighborhood’ Restaurants Have a Monotony ProblemOnce-agreeable trends have merged into a single, formulaic genre that is at odds with what’s left of the city’s cutting-edge dining culture.
  3. rants
    Redditors Have a Totally Fascinating Hatred of This Microwave DrawerWho knew people had such strong feelings toward a state-of-the-art appliance?
  4. The Maker of LaCroix Just Issued the Craziest Press Release of the Week“THE OBSCURE SILVER LINING IS A UNIQUELY-INDUCED OPPORTUNITY.”
  5. rants
    It’s Time to Kill Communal Tables Once and for AllIt’s more important than ever for owners to make customers as comfortable as possible.
  6. you are wrong
    America Reminds Washington Post Writer Not to Mess With Ranch DressingIt’s the country’s No. 1 salad enhancer for a reason.
  7. rants
    Chef Hammers Yelper by Picking Apart All of His ReviewsInitially, I was shaken, I was worked up, thrown for a loop and nearly… nearly… pissed off. Then I took a deep breath and reread your review.”
  8. Rants
    David Chang Says Australians ‘F*ck Up Burgers More Than Anyone Else’Australians: I love your country and I love your food, even if your burgers are mostly terrible.”
  9. Rants
    Another Restaurant Owner Posted a Crazy Facebook Rant After Getting a Bad YelpNot good for business.
  10. Rants
    Ruby Tuesday Waiter Gets Stiffed by a Soldier, Insults Entire MilitaryNot surprisingly, he no longer has a job.
  11. Rants
    That Harvard Professor Is Actually a Serial Restaurant TerrorizerThe customer isn’t always right.
  12. Rants
    It’s Time to Shut Up About BrunchAnother day, another person complaining about what is otherwise a relatively innocuous midday meal.
  13. Rants
    Rage Against the Machine Is Now Just Raging Against a Neighborhood Café“Rock stars don’t get special treatment at The 5 Point. We couldn’t give less of a shit.”
  14. Rants
    Chefs Versus Critics: Why Public Rage Attracts the Wrong Kind of AttentionWhat are the lasting effects of chefs who lash out at critics?
  15. Rants
    Please Don’t Actually Go to Manhattan’s First Dairy QueenNot when there are so many other great places to go instead.
  16. Toro
    Diner Claims Soto’s Chef Brandished Sushi Knife in the Dining RoomChef Sotohiro Kosugi’s alleged meltdown resulted in a dumb Yelp review.
  17. Rants
    Jamie Oliver Does Not Impress Will Self in the Least“Needless to say, Oliver sticks in my craw and I’d walk a cunty mile to avoid him and all his works.”
  18. Rants
    Pastor Says Girl Scout Cookies Promote Lesbianism, CommunistsThey lead to abortion somehow, too.
  19. Rants
    Why Menus Suck — and 5 Ideas to Improve ThemRestaurants are better than ever, but menus are still terrible. Here’s how to fix them.
  20. Rants
    Jamie Oliver’s Complaints of ‘Lazy’ British Cooks Anger HisThe Naked Chef wears his heart on his sleeve, despite having no apparent shirt.
  21. Etiquette
    Andrew Zimmern Hates on a Restaurant That’s Most Likely Sushi YasudaBut he won’t explicitly identify the East 40s sushi bar that has a no-tip policy.
  22. Rants
    Can Someone Please Help Michael Wolff Get a Restaurant Reservation?Just make sure it’s not at a non-prestigious destination.
  23. Rants
    Bon Appetit Names Animal as Part of America’s Most Important Restaurants,L.A. just wants somebody to love its restaurants.
  24. Rants
    Dunkin’ Donuts Expanding to California Even Though California Already Has BetterThe brand is seeking multi-unit franchisees for 150 new locations throughout the region.
  25. Rants
    Your Allergies Are Bullsh*t, and Other Things Servers Believe“Suck it up.”
  26. Quote of the Day
    The Park Restaurant Bemoans Today’s Work EthicJosh Siegel thinks a tough work ethic has been replaced by tough-looking tattoos.
  27. Rants
    No Reservations Ad Prompts Bourdain to Unleash Anti-Cadillac TwitterBourdain’s not leaving before he burns a few bridges.
  28. The Gold Watch
    Jonathan Gold Is The Second Most Followed Critic on TwitterJonathan Gold should always be first.
  29. Rants
    Jewish Journal Takes NY Times to Kosher School
  30. Rants
    The Wall Street Journal Skims L.A.’s SurfaceThe paper makes a few irrelevant picks while “finding a food Mecca in the West.”
  31. Rants
    Barry Maiden Starts an Uncivil War, Mad About Fake Southern FoodHungry Mother’s chef is a bit upset.
  32. Kings County
    Brooklyn Still a Strange, ‘Bohemian’ Place for the Post,Why aren’t people over this yet?
  33. Winners
    Here Are Our Five Favorite Food-Cliché SentencesCheck out some nom-tastic food writing.
  34. Rants
    Stick a Fork in ‘Em: Which Food-Writing Clichés Should We Toss OutWhy are short ribs always “meltingly tender”? And while we’re at it, can we all agree that “bill of fare” has no place in 21st-century food writing?
  35. Rants
    Someone Is Not a Fan of the Barking Crab’s $80 Crab Bowl, But Maybe Things HaveA crabby review of the Barking Crab leads to dismay, reassurance.
  36. Funnies
    New Yorker Addresses Restaurant Mental Health Code ViolationsRestaurant practices that push us to the brink.
  37. Rants
    Trimming the Fat: In Defense of Dumping Food-Averse FriendsLife’s too short to spend time eating with idiots.
  38. Rants
    Glenn Beck’s Latest Soliloquy Is About the ‘Anti-Semitic’ ParkOy, he’s emotional.
  39. Rants
    Culinary School Grad David Chang Is Tired of Culinary SchoolsHe says these things are poisoning the industry’s talent pool.
  40. Video Feed
    Watch Ex-Football Player Bill Romanowski’s Fantastically Nuts Bacon RantBacon is for wimps. The Oakland Raiders need more wild-boar hunters, apparently.
  41. Rants
    O.C. Feels Snubbed by Zagat…AgainIs Nancy Luna expecting a little too much from the irresolute guidebooks?
  42. Total Hate
    SinoSoul is Sick of All This Shaved SnowEspecially when it comes topped with pink sundae sauce.
  43. Rants
    Midtown Lunch Takes on Fonuts, Escuela, and True Food KitchenHate, rare for this town, is one of the many reasons why we love Zach Brooks.
  44. Rants
    Judah Friedlander Finally Finds Decent New York Burritos, Turns His Attention toThe secret to a good burrito? Homemade beans.
  45. Superlatives
    Has Haute Living Really Ever Eaten Mexican Food in L.A.?Putting Red O at the top of its “Best Mexican” list and giving Loteria two spaces makes the publication strike out on L.A.’s favorite food.
  46. Rants
    Bon App Blogger Pens Anti-Yelp Screed“Yelp has become a breeding ground for crackpot neighbors and, for some reason, I totally let them fool me sometimes.”
  47. Quote of the Day
    The Chef’s Sluts9 lessons on how NOT to be an asshole diner.
  48. Lawsuits
    Giant-Conglomerate Dr Pepper Trying to Eradicate Dublin Dr PepperThe tiny Texas bottler may have to change its ways.
  49. Rants
    Mimi Sheraton on New York’s ‘Deplorable’ Bagel SituationAnd don’t even get the former ‘Times’ critic started on Montreal-style bagels.
  50. Mediavore
    Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress Hits Hall of Fame; Fedrran Adria to Create Snacks forThe soda maker tries to tap into the cult of chef worship.
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