Also, more outlets in Siberia.
But seriously, who microwaves lamb in the first place?
Seriously, don't even try.
Takeaway: Disarmament treaties with mac and cheese yield the best results.
He also praises Alex Stupak's next-level carrots, says he owes Jacques Pépin one, and much, much more.
Don't even try that stuff with him.
He also says tipping is a "terrible policy" that should be abolished.
His best day ever involved braised short ribs and two bottles of Beaujolais with Julia Child, though.
The greatest trick Old Pappy ever played was convincing the world that someone stole 65 cases, or something.
Take that, David Blaine!
Sunburned and drunk Norwegian men don't always react well to eating live ants.
A 'Time' editor explains, sort of, why the magazine's "Gods of Food" issue didn't include more women.
"I'm so sick of everyone in Manhattan complaining about the way things used to be," he says.
The fastest man alive runs on processed chicken.
Give it a year.
Sunny's reopened on Balzano's 78th birthday this year.
It's hard to garnish the plate when you can't reach the pass.
And he makes large men cry when he drinks gin.