"Thank you so much for inviting me to eat with you and for teaching me that there are no cultural differences that cannot be bridged by a giant stick of butter."
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"How can cured meat be bad for you? It's got cured right in the name."
"It is our solemn pledge that our cashiers will now add up the cost of your products instead of just typing in the highest number they can think of."
"He's the only candidate brave enough to deport the Keebler elves."
Bottles of "Col' Brew" will be distributed on September 8.
"Your guests tonight are veal tongue, coffee grounds, and gummy bears. There, make a show."
It appears 'Late Show' mainstay Rupert Jee is getting rid of all traces of the Letterman era.
The clip is both cute and carnivorous.
"You'd tax soda? But that's the milk of America."
Ben & Jerry appear to be in Camp Jimmy.
Watch Anthony Bourdain Talk to Stephen Colbert About the ‘Grotesqueness’ and ‘Bizarreness’ of Cinnabon
And he can't drive past an Olive Garden without seething with anger.
Set crashers, get ready!
Plus, Stephen Colbert tries Serendipity's $1,000 sundae.
Stephen Colbert slams the U.S. team for not using his chili recipe.