He's selling it, for sure, but are you buying it?
Jonathan Gold's cocksure approach to eating.
When it comes to eating, writers are a bunch of weirdos.
Yesterday and today, the longer your midday break, the bigger your clout.
Merlot and murder.
"Burn, You Putrid Cocks of Corrupt Patriarchy!"
If you slather yourself in Crisco, you've got to deal with the consequences.
It's not supposed to make sense.