The lobbyist known as "Dr. Evil" strikes again.
Minnesota health officials say 45 cases can be tied to 17 locations so far.
Including 17 employees, whose absence forced the California location to close.
Enough to increase the chain's workforce by almost 7 percent.
Just in case you wanted one with more calories ...
Industry advocates say their pork is just as good as Chipotle's new purveyor and call the choice hypocritical.
Tender, delicious pork should be back at all locations before the end of the year.
Basic law of burritonomics.
Analysts predict stock prices could fall by 20 percent this quarter.
A crack team has already pared the recipe's 11 ingredients down to just four.
And it's exactly like the kind you make at home.
It's the first fast-food restaurant chain to do so.
Postmates is the official partner.
The company admits multiple meat crises are hurting sales.
"We don't know for sure when we'll be fully supplied again."
The company sure doesn't. And it seems customers don't really, either.
Unless you skip the meat, cheese, sour cream, rice, tortillas — all the fun stuff.
Can it become the Chipotle of meatloaf?
At this point, the qualities that define the burrito chain should just be the most basic tenets we're willing to accept from any restaurant.