There's a new French fry shortage, and someone found at least one human tooth in their food.
Just as they were getting over that tainted meat scandal and a crippling French fry shortage, too.
It's just a matter of time before "fry parties" can return.
Hooray for terrible coffee!
McDonald's is desperate to change its image.
Apparently 'Sexy Sports Clips' is not family-friendly viewing.
Soon, kiosks in 2,000 stores will let you put tortilla chips on a sandwich.
A West Coast port dispute is denying the largest importer its frozen potatoes.
Just a year ago, people predicted they'd redeem the chain.
You can pry their French fry baskets from their cold, dead, GMO-free hands.
It was nixed from the menu because it confused everyone.
It's all about pushing toys instead of salads, or any food, really.
At least 41 new stores are on the way.
The Google Image-assisted scam has led to 21 felony charges.
Grub Street has some suggestions.
Pranksters strike again!
The megachain's profits take a dive while Chipotle just keeps on killing it.
The burgers all look pretty horrible to begin with; at least the month-old ones have penicillin.
It was a total "surprise" when he took the lid off.
There is also a white chicken sandwich.