But still short on hipster foodists.
The rambunctious T.V. chef might also open his own New York restaurant, whether the city wants it or not.
Kraft's efforts seem designed to highlight the fact that Triscuits, unlike its Kool-Aid, Oreo Fudge Cremes, or Velveeta, is actually made out of whole grains.
The Hollywood Italian favorite is holding dinners featuring whole hogs, while sadly, the Barbie Doll does not come from the singer's Rhythm Nation phase.
The Death Row Records boss draws heat for a traffic violation while the Golden Arches has a gang-related shooting this morning.
The chain takes the President's words seriously, while a writer looks at dining out in a war-torn country.