His esteemed colleague froze a bottle of pee.
Omakase? Fat chance, from now on.
"My rump will be as marbled as the arse of a prize wagyu." What?
Bacon-flavored envelopes and American Greetings' new line of "Tasties" cards want to get us licking our stationery.
The burger chain is the latest to try to charm customers with a blechtacular creation.