There's a new Sour Patch Watermelon flavor.
In honor of the parlor's one-year anniversary.
It's part of the official company policy.
Free samples, $1 cups, and buy-one-get-one deals galore.
And they have more than 100 of them to hand out.
While supplies last, of course.
Whoever loses, you win, really.
Did we mention free slush?
Espresso and frozen vanilla custard.
Soup, salad, sandwich. Maybe all three?
Chandon icing, Chandon sprinkles.
May all your seaweed-topped tube steaks be free today.
No passport required.
Get a ticket? Get free Dan Dan noodles. It's that easy.