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Canned Tuna Is the Latest Thing to Be Killed by Millennials
Apparently it’s “too smelly” and “bad for the environment.”
Alleged Lobster Embezzlement Is Most New England Crime Ever
A Maine man is accused of stealing over $1 million worth of seafood.
A Starbucks Bandit Keeps Targeting the Same Location in Chelsea
Can anyone stop him?
Hawaiian Grocery Stores Reportedly Overrun With Spam Bandits
Stores have started putting the mystery meat into locked cases.
For Unclear Reasons, Someone Is Selling Fireball-Flavored Bagels
It has a Fireball glaze, for twice the Fireball!
Pity the Poor Baker Who Made That Terrible Trump Cake
“He’s definitely not paying for this.”
Indonesian Woman Sentenced to 20 Years in Prison for Poisoning Friend’s Coffee
She was sentenced to 20 years in prison for lacing her friend’s drink with cyanide.
Man Named Bud Weisser Found Trespassing at Budweiser Brewery
No one knows how he got inside.