"America is one of the last industrialized nations in the world still desperately holding on to it."
It is a little annoying, but what else are they gonna say?
Grist gets a little too hardcore about being responsible eaters.
The would-be Koran-burning pastor has a rule against them, and in Algeria, ten men were arrested for eating at one.
With everything from noise levels to hidden omakase fees.
You could also try ripping up the reservation book!
Marco Maccioni lets his mutt dine at the bar, but what about yours?
A trio of McDonald's and Olive Garden customers sure did.
Or that serve them insects and plastic bits?
There will always be VIPs who get tables faster than you.
Bartenders who have to serve food have a lot of duties to juggle, and a lot of people, including servers, to keep happy.
Plus, Frank Bruni launches a biweekly drinking column.
A critic is accused of being too stone-faced with servers, who only want to please him.
Some parents take their kids to haute cuisine spots while others ask pizza parlors to dumb it down.
A former waitress's advice to the writer who got booted out of Restaurant Marc Forgione.
Is "the Great Roundup" really the most tasteful term for short-changing?