He also had a loaded handgun.
The duck sauce was extra.
Here's why your last Jackberry™ Smash was less than smashing.
It was the crime of the century.
This seems to be something of trend.
Someone out there will be making a lot of cheese sandwiches.
"It appeared the defendant spent $52,000 on live Internet adult entertainment," the A.D.A. noted.
Twenty dollars for $50-worth of merchandise is too good to be true.
A fake order for $24,000 worth of cookies.
The snacks in Spain remain mainly laced with calcium cyanamide.
The gunman planned to "kill as many people as possible" who he believed were opponents of gay marriage.
Cookie Monster is for the children.
He was charged with grande larceny.
That's like a 9,000,000 percent tip.