The scene was "#KKKRRAAAZZYYYY."
Another reason not to buy that obnoxious "Champagne" iPhone.
How bad could that vanilla iced coffee possibly have been?
Customers were shocked to see a uninformed employee led through the dining room in cuffs.
"He's a legitimate business owner, and he has a Second Amendment right to own weapons," his lawyer says.
He also had a loaded handgun.
The duck sauce was extra.
Here's why your last Jackberry™ Smash was less than smashing.
Gets along well with others, prefers theft to direct deposit.
Some crimes are glorious no matter what the consequences.
It was the crime of the century.
This seems to be something of trend.
If only they played classical, and smooth jazz.
Let's just agree to stay away from the phones.
Someone out there will be making a lot of cheese sandwiches.
"It appeared the defendant spent $52,000 on live Internet adult entertainment," the A.D.A. noted.