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Burger King

  1. Here Piggy Piggy
    Runaway Pig Has an Eventful Morning Terrorizing Customers at Burger KingIt blocked the drive-through and bit a woman’s foot.
  2. The Chain Gang
    Burger King Tricked Some Poor Chicken Into Deciding If People Get to Eat HerThis seems pretty gross.
  3. The Chain Gang
    More Soda Woes: San Francisco Proposes Warning Labels; Burger King Drops It FromDown with Coca-Cola and PepsiCo.
  4. Feel-Good Stories
    Burger King Franchise Owner Sells Lavish Gifts to Help Out EmployeesHe sold a brand-new Corvette and Rolex, both gifted by the chain.
  5. The Chain Gang
    Hey, Tim Hortons Superfans, Here’s Your Chance to Own the Company’sPerfect for flying to and from Canada! The ultimate souvenir for collectors!
  6. The Chain Gang
    Study Finds Recycling Efforts Fall ‘Significantly Short’ at PrettyDon’t even ask about Dunkin’ Donuts and their foam cups.
  7. The Chain Gang
    This Is a Real Line to Get Into Burger KingJust wait until France gets its first Shake Shack.
  8. The Chain Gang
    Burger King’s Canadian Tax Inversion Could Save It $1.2 BillionAccording to a new report from a corporate taxpayer watchdog group.
  9. The Chain Gang
    A New Study Explains Exactly How Fast-Food Chains Target Black ChildrenIt’s all about pushing toys instead of salads, or any food, really.
  10. Eternal Burgers
    See How 7 Fast-Food Burgers Rot (or Don’t) Over TimeThe burgers all look pretty horrible to begin with; at least the month-old ones have penicillin.
  11. Glazed Over
    Tim Hortons Rolls Out Monstrous ‘Buffalo Crunch’ DoughnutThe Canadian chain is serving a prototype doughnut with spicy crushed tortillas and a pool of Buffalo-wing sauce in the center.
  12. Big Deals
    Burger King Will Pay $11.4 Billion for Tim HortonsAnd that figure isn’t even in Canadian dollars.
  13. The Chain Gang
    Burger King May Buy Tim Hortons and Move Operations to CanadaDoughnut Whoppers are this much closer to being a real thing.
  14. Rests in Grease
    Burger King Kills ‘Healthy’ SatisfriesOnly a third of franchisees still wanted them.
  15. Hamburger Helpers
    Bradley Cooper Toiled at Burger King to Prepare for His Next Role“The aim was to learn the ‘art of the flip,’ which he nailed fairly quickly.”
  16. The Chain Gang
    Some McDonald’s in China Now Only Sell Fries and Soda“We are so sorry that we only have these choices for you.”
  17. The Chain Gang
    $1,000 Burger King ‘Proud Whopper’ eBay Listing Proves Some PeopleOn the other hand, shipping is free, and it’s expedited.
  18. Whoppers
    California Burger King Operator Proudly Identifies With Occupy Movement“This Burger King Owner IS the 99%!!!,” says the owner of this Burger King.
  19. Video Feed
    Watch a Guy Ask Fast-Food Workers to Remake His Burgers to Look More Like Ad“It looks kinda sad and dry. Can you make one that looks like the picture?”
  20. Burger Chef
    Tampa Burger King Robbed by Guy in a Comically Large Chef’s HatLike a true chef, the robber also wore rubber gloves.
  21. The Chain Gang
    Burger King Gets Confusing New SloganIt’s like “Que Sera, Sera” but with hamburgers.
  22. Pittsburgers
    Pittsburgh’s Seedy, Bootleg Burger King Goes LegitIt’s losing its “skeevy, trashy, dangerous, and just unpleasant” qualities.
  23. Flame Embroiled
    Pittsburgh’s Bogus Burger King Sounds Pretty RoughNobody got it their way, it turns out.
  24. QWERTY
    Budweiser’s Adorable Puppy Hijacks Twitter FeedFake Twitter hacks: Good for attracting followers.
  25. The Chain Gang
    15 Food Petitions of Incredible Significance You Should Probably Sign Now“I used to treat my kids to Starbucks scones once a month, now there is nothing they like.”
  26. Whoppers
    Burger King Tows Cars Belonging to ‘Little Old Ladies’ From ParkingSo much for “have it your way.”
  27. Terms and Conditions
    Burger King Japan Introduces All-You-Can-Eat Whopper PromoOh, never mind.
  28. Deface It Your Way
    German Fast-Food Billboards Defaced With Handy Recipe GraffitiHow about some anarchist spaghetti Bolognese?
  29. Fry Free or Die
    Burger King Figures Out How Best to Hype Satisfries: Make Them FreeNo purchase required.
  30. Crime
    Woman Dodges Kidnapper by Using Burger King Drive-Thru WindowShe finally saw a chance to have it her way, and she took it.
  31. The Chain Gang
    Burger King Debuts Crinkle-Cut Fries It Claims Are Relatively HealthyDo it till you’re Satisfried.
  32. The Chain Gang
    Canada One-ups Burger King Fry Burger, Introduces Poutine BurgerAt least one food blogger is a fan.
  33. The Chain Gang
    Burger King’s Sad New ‘French Fry Burger’ Only Costs $1It makes us cry, and there aren’t even any onions on it.
  34. Can't Ketchup
    Twitter-Based U.S. Hamburger Map Reveals No One in Oregon Tweets About HamburgerNevada, too.
  35. Have It Your Way
    Burger King Japan Starts Selling Cheap CocktailsOh, wait, never mind.
  36. The Fakeness
    Pizza Drones and Hands-Free Whopper Holders: How Fast-Food Giants Make Big MoneyIt’s incredibly cheap and extremely effective for soda companies and fast-food giants to market products that are never actually made.
  37. Neighborhood Watch
    Bobo’s Lounge Headed to the Marina; Burger King Delivers in OaklandAlso: a list of breakfast spots in the FiDi.
  38. Leftovers
    Stone Brewing Co. Invades Short Order; Suckling Pig at Chez MelangeElsewhere, 800 Degrees secures seven million dollars for ten more locations in the Southland.
  39. Strikes
    New York’s Fast-Food Workers Resume Citywide StrikesA growing coalition of restaurant workers renew a call for increased wages.
  40. Leftovers
    The Tippler’s Tiki Party; Dollar Menu at New Williamsburg Dos TorosPlus: John DeLucie is opening a restaurant across the pond, and more, in today’s Leftovers.
  41. Soda Stream
    Coca-Cola Introduces Something Called Fruitwater, Which Is Definitely Not JuiceWash down your McDonald’s egg-white McMuffin and Burger King turkey burger.
  42. Lame Broiled
    Burger King U.K. Admits There May Be a Little Horse in Its WhoppersThe fast-food chain says it’s going to make things right.
  43. Whoppers
    Whopper Lover’s Funeral Procession Takes a Trip Through BurgerA whopper Junior was placed atop his American flag-draped casket.
  44. Nay
    Burger King Says No to HorsemeatA Whopper should not taste like Seabiscuit.
  45. The Chain Gang
    Burger King Unveils Brand-New Menu of Fried ThingsStrips are now nuggets. And there’s a fast-food version of a flourless chocolate cake.
  46. The Expensibles
    Starbucks Tops 2012 Most-Expensed Restaurants ListAmerica’s workforce is probably consuming a lot of caffeine.
  47. The Chain Gang
    Clubby Del Taco, Panda Express, and Burger King Punish L.A.Major U.S. Fast Food Chains Finding More Ways to Attract and Annoy Diners
  48. Gimmicks
    Yes, Pizza Hut Does Have Its Own PerfumeIt smells.
  49. The Big One
    Burger King Is Selling 55-Cent WhoppersWhy you so mad, Angry Whopper?
  50. Whoppers at Your Door
    Burger King Is Now Delivering in New York CityThere’s a minimum order of $10.
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