"It's a federal law that people of Jewish descent have to order Asian takeout once a week."
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"It's a hit-or-miss joke with the staff, but it makes me laugh, and it makes my husband roll his eyes ... I know he's laughing on the inside."
"I think if I had the strength of my convictions, I would be vegetarian."
"We had the kind of dinner party where you gather all the folks you’ve been meaning to get together with in one room and just add alcohol."
"I feel like I’m an old retired cop, like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon. I'm sipping my black coffee, and I'm just like, 'Uh yeah, that's good.'"
"My man Richie Thumbs manned the grill — when he's on the grill I call him 'Curtis Propane.' He does the salmon right."
"They know my name and my cocktail: a Negroni. What more could a girl want?"
Milk punch on the Lower East Side, a rooftop izakaya in Flushing, Señor Frog’s in Times Square, and more.
"My intentions were pure until they brought the bread basket. I'm not Superman, people!"
"For me, the bun is important, and this bun was super fresh."
"I'm very happy to be told what to eat."
"All of the food gets eaten as if it is the first time food has ever existed."
"It's good for you — at least that's what I tell myself when I'm drinking it."
The front man's new coffee collaboration helps support agriculture efforts in Haiti.
"I have loads of water and vitamins, but also loads of vodka sodas."
"I also had the blueberry pie, which was advertised to me as 'kick-ass,' but it didn't totally kick my ass."
"If you're gonna eat doughnuts again, do it fabulously."
The guitarist takes a break from promoting his band's new album to spend some time at Aldea with Grub Street.
"I topped of a day of burgers with a Black Angus burger."
"We brought a half-bottle of Moet rosé and drank that from plastic cups."